Okay let me tell you what just happened in homeroom :: me and my classmates was talking about relationships and whatever. And I told them I don't believe in relationship because its a waste of time. So why one of the boys in my class was like are you a virgin. Now you know I said yeah because I'm not losing my VCARD until my honeymoon you feel me. And they was looking at me like I lost my mind. (lauqhing] They was like you lying you aint no virgin.
WTH?!? HOW YALL GONNA TELL ME? DID YOU SEE ME BANG SOMEBODY? So I asked them why yall say that?
OMG THIS WHAT THESE FOOLS SAID:: YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE NO VIRGIN. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GET BUTT SHOTS . YOUR BOOBS AND BUTT TOO BIG AND BLAH BLAH BLAH . (lauqhing] I was rolling on the floor after that. I was like man these boards are too funny right now. Another one of my classmates was like when you get some d--- (you fill it in] Tell me how it felt because once you had some good sex. You just gonna want more of it. I couldn't stop laughing. Stuff like this make me loving being a virgin because it's too funny to see people's face when I tell that I never banged before.
Note To All The Virgins ::
KEEP YOUR VCARD BECAUSE VIRGINS HAVE MORE FUNN LOLSX
FindYourInnerMonster<3
MonsterDolliee
P.S. I said Hi to my crush but it wasn't in the best way n_n (it's Mo's fault she made me] but I'ma try again maybe . JUST MAYBE .
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